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Friday, January 8, 2010

Sasuke 24 - Spoilerific Review - Part 12

SASUKE 24!!

PART TWELVE

(PART ONE) (PART TWO) (PART THREE) (PART FOUR) (PART FIVE) (PART SIX) (PART SEVEN) (PART EIGHT) (PART NINE) (PART TEN) (PART ELEVEN)

Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 24.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE NAVI FALL 2010 (1 hour review of Sasuke 24 with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke!) and the SASUKE PREVIEW SHOW that aired an hour before the official broadcast. Bare with me.. this show was 5 1/2 hour long (not including the specials..).. Took a break to see Sportsman #1 and rest as best I could. Hopefully I'll have more up this week coming up. Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from the G4 Forums, DON'T POST THIS THERE. They expect everyone to stick their head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist..

UBE'S Sorta-LIVE-BLOG FOR SASUKE 24 IS HERE!

(Massive thanks to Ube for his help on the names in English and Japanese of all the competitors!!)

Getting ready for his turn making love to Sasuke Spray..

.. is the returning Stage 3 competitor Yoshiyuki Okuyama 奥山義行

Because Cake is not a lie..

6 year old Lilia, not sure of his wife's name or his son's name

btw.. update the TBS Suckitude Chart™ - O gets the square with Kenji's victory
Sucking less now is winning...

Yoshiyuki Okuyama 奥山義行

Taking deeeeeeep breaths..

Isn't Lilia adorable?

Okuyama doing what he does best.. pwning the Salmon Ladder..

Now with the infamous Stick Slider gone he should do better here

Doing excellent on the Unstable Bridge

.. an obstacle he defeated in Sasuke 23 as well

No problems on the Balance Tank

or the Metal Spin

He's got a great technique for the Wall Lifting

.. I mean it's a perfect one motion throw up in the air and quickly getting underneath it. It's really a sight to behold!

Yoshiyuki Okuyama 奥山義行 - kicking a$$ and taking names and explaining to people that age is just a number because he's rockin' at 39 ya'll.

Okuyama family having kittens

Sato doing windmills to loosen up

Takeda casually walking back to the start area to get ready for his run

Yoshiyuki Okuyama 奥山義行 - STAGE TWO CLEAR

sorry.. just mesmerized by the wall lift

Aww.. Having just seen Kongo raise his daughter up in the air.. I can see Lilia was expecting the same..

wtf is this.. I wanted a hug... not ..hands..

his son clearly perplexed as well doesn't do slaps.. he pokes his fingers into the palm of his father's hands.. lol

Geez was that difficult?

LOL he's feeling the poke from his son's fingers on his palms

wtf.. low fives from his wife too? C'mon get with the program... kiss your wife!! Hug her.. PDA DAMMIT IT!!

Yoshiyuki Okuyama 奥山義行 is just too proper for PDA.. he needs some quality time with the Takahashi family... seriously..

Oh yeah.. for the suck part of the program.. we relive Sato's whiff on the Metal Spin from 22

Ube's favorite back alley mugging scene..

And a picture proving that even if hell freezes over and he gets to the final stage.. he has no hope in Hades in ever getting up the rope.. he suuuuuuuucks.. I feel relieved :p

btw.. update the TBS Suckitude Chart™ - O gets the square with Okuyama's victory
5 person streak now.. just in time for..

someone to fix his pants..

Sato Hiromichi 佐藤弘道 - I still like him more than Yukio Iketani..

Kimiko, his long suffering wife shouting support

Hiromichi family. I like them. They love showing their support.. well.. now that the kids are older and they know wtf is going on.. before as little kids they stood there like unaffected inanimate objects..

Ooh oh.. that was early.. wtf.. LOL

Gah. he recovered.. darn...

That' s okay. he's sucking pretty badly on the Salmon Ladder though he's actually getting through. if not struggling a bit on the way..

I have to do what??

YOU CAN DO IT HONEY!! I GOT FAITH!

Sato looking helpless as he fumbles the first grab a couple times but finally gets a rhythm and gets going

He's shocking the crap out of me right now.. he's actually doing well if not reaally slowly

Dangit... I thought he'd fail this for sure but it proves how badly they constructed this obstacle for 24.. oh well.. I guess it is better than the Swing Ladder.. I think... not sure now actually..

Knowing he's sucked through most of this he is trying to haul butt to the Metal Spin

WHOAH BESSY..

Geeez.. he's got one hell of a grip.. he still has a hold the rope and he's flailing one handed!

Cool camera shot.. this is him going forward

He caught it low..

And there he is flailing one handed.. I thought for sure he'd drop by now

Okay.. there we go..

.. wait for it..

AAAAAAAACK...

And the Sato family where they usually are.. in a million depressions..

Takeda doing what he does best.. ignoring the world..

Going through mental preparation of doing the Salmon Ladder

Announcer going nuts on Sato's demise knocks him out of Takedaland™

.. oh it's over?

Sato Hiromichi 佐藤弘道 - Death by Metal Spin

.. let's see that again.. TBS loves their replays.. LOL

Better angle on this though.. his right hand slipping off and the iron grip left hang going "NO WAY"..

LOL and him dangling in the air trying desperately to stay on at least until the landing which is actually not that far away

Sato Hiromichi 佐藤弘道 - COMBO BREAKER!.. oh wait.. wait.. This is the 3rd time he's broken a win streak.. ehem.. (Thanks Jams and Rider)

Please don't let me suck like him..

Speaking of sucking.. TBS was mean.. well.. you know like they always are.. They create a small fluffpiece of how bad the All-Stars did in Sasuke 24 so far...

Akiyama's time out

Yamada's death

Shingo's was so bad they put red letters to accentuate it.. LOL j/k

And Nagano drowned

Meanwhile Takede came out alive.. if not barely..

Because Takeda loves rockin' the 1980's style collars.. LOL I'm sure I can almost hear him saying STFU woman it's cold in winter in Gifu.. I'm COLD!

Hmm.. looks like the Dam around where he works (I think this is the Yokoyama Dam)

So that's what his shirt looks like without all the advertising...
Btw.. I think they said in the fluff piece that Takeda is doing this for All-Star pride? LOL geez they get so dramatic..

TBS Suckitude Chart™ - X gets the square with Sato's Combo break..

The last hope of the All-Star rest on this guy...

Toshihiro Takeda 竹田敏浩 who's already grinning from the introduction...

All-Stars, Bunpei, Akiyama, Nagano and Shingo there showing support

They all spontaneously start cheering and yelling encouragement..

Then inexplicably Shingo by himself just streams in a whiny voice.. "TAKEDA"..

.. which makes Takeda almost burst into laughter.. Shingo's being a real tool today.. LOL

Okay.. concentrate.. looks like he's taking a dump though...

Okay.. mental prep helped again as he's murdering the Salmon Ladder

Now for the Unstable bridge which he did defeat in Sasuke 23

Doing well..

Finding his footing..

Doing one last swing to make sure.. last time he almost fell backwards...

Balance tank.. now with him.. it's 100% completion.. Balance Tank Fails..

Yep.. it's too easy.. distance should have been longer.. most people jumped..

Takeda cackling again as he hears his friends.

Metal Spin no problem

LMFAO.. he's .. swaggering..

Yep.. he's starting to hotdog knowing he's got this..

2nd wall over his head with same exclamation point..

And.. the last wall.. almost to a complete halt..

and.. the one handed Takeda wall swagger.. just to be a jerk.. LOL

and.. the swagger to the button as he just does this little .. "tap"

And he passes :p Friggin' Hot dog..

Toshihiro Takeda 竹田敏浩 - STAGE TWO CLEAR

LOL you hear Bunpei openly laugh as the guys start to laugh at Takeda hot dogging.. again..

As TBS slams the Suckitude chart on Shingo's face. LOL

TBS Suckitude Chart™ - O gets the square as Circle wins 7/5

Toshihiro Takeda 竹田敏浩 - back to Stage 3 for a record 13th time.

Stage 3 up next!

7 comments:

awee1975 said...

1. Okuyama's daughter is cheeky & adorable!
2. Elsie, you are right. Kongu & Okuyama's personalities are contrasting! Your digs of Okuyama got me laughing! PDA? HAHAHA!!

awee1975 said...

i was LMFAO when i saw Takeda doing the "Clown-Walk" to the Walls. This guy is a comedian.LOL!

Jelena said...

Yep, I don't really like Sato either.I watched him in the Family Viking, he and his elder son won the competition; the kid was great, but he was too smug. And still is, it seems.
The families cheering are absolutely adorable!
And, finally, GO, TAKEDA, GO!!!

Arsenette said...

Hey awee well?? It's True! He needs quality time at the Takahashi's.. Okuyama needs some lessons.

LMFAO on ClownWalk™

Hey Jelena :) Yeah what's funny is that I didn't see a lot of Viking because they didn't have it here in the USA other than the one with Nagano. All others I've seen bits and pieces in Youtube before they were ripped down.. and half the time I try to avoid Sato if at all possible.. ahahhha

chaki said...

Love the Okuyama family finger poke... Totally didn't notice it. Lilia is too adorable. Love her big smile, showing off her pearly baby teeth! Wife is Sachiko. Can't make out son's name, need it in HD. Sato's wife is Kumiko and he does have a lovely family. Totally agree that son was awesome on Family Viking but dad sucked. Never noticed Takeda's one hand wall lift either! LOVE his swagger.

Jelena said...

So, Arsenette, you've missed the octopus guy with his grandson clearing stage 1 in Family Viking TWICE!!! I gained a whole new respect for him! The kid was good, and Grandpa was great at math, guess you have to be good at it when you own a restaurant :) And Yamada also competed with his little boy. It WAS fun to watch, you can't really compare it with Sasuke, of course, but we had a good laugh.

Arsenette said...

Nope never saw family viking so I missed everyone :p I wish I could see it on somewhere but as soon as it's on the internet it's ripped down.